It’s common for Americans to discuss where we were when we heard the news on the morning of September 11th, 2001. It’s a question you’re expected to be able to answer: it was the defining moment of our age. None of us would be expected to know someone else’s whereabouts too (unless you’re the sort of person who “checks in” with their family), but there is one significant exception.
On the morning of September 11th, 2001, George W. Bush was in Florida. Presidents travel a lot, and I don’t know the reason was for this trip. But I know that he visited an elementary school and read a particular children’s book.
What a moment for W, who did not graduate at the top of his class, and was planning on clearing brush for the rest of term, to have the eyes of the world upon him: with his derrier crammed into a tiny plastic chair. Not cutting a ribbon on a bridge, or speaking to a crowd at a college football stadium, or deep in consultation with captains of industry, as he might well have done the day before. No, when the cosmic bell rang, and the shutters of the cameras of immortality began recording his every move, W was toddling with tykes.
While I enjoy a bit of parapolitics from time to time, any suggestion of an intentional connection between the two events is clearly absurd. It is pure coincidence, beyond his or his adversaries’ control. The only remarkable feature the two events share is their synchronicity: they co-incided, their incidents occurred together.
Except one of the events happened to be 9/11.
9/11 is such a powerful date, it makes one’s actions important simply by association. People ask each other about 9/11 because coincidence is significant and meaningful. Where were you? If the answer is “in bed with two stewardesses”, chances are you’re a quite different sort of fellow than the one who answers “in bed”. And while he did rally initally, speaking at Ground Zero, as his presidency wore on, we learned that coincidence was in fact a precedent: the decider choked on a pretzel, fell off a segway, and most unkindly, was tricked into prosecuting a war under false pretenses.
You might still want to have a beer with him – that’s what won him a second term and kind(er) feelings on the way out. But despite Karl Rove’s career trying to turn him into “Maverick” from Top Gun, god bless him, he just comes off as kinda dopey. And it runs in the family too – remember his dad, despite being a distinguished WWII vet, was perceived as a wimp (and whined about having to eat broccoli and threw up on the Japanese Prime Minister).
This is fate. In the age of mass communication we call it “public image”, but there is no difference. You are cursed to be a buffoon on the eternal stage? Then there is no avoiding it, it is your destiny. The camera may add twenty pounds, but synchronicity never lies.